snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

liouis:

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

(Source: spankingkink)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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(Source: galaxys4)